I just can’t even with this. Ok, well, I guess can.
This is really an exaggerated version of what I think an ultimate burger is – I kinda lost my mind for a minute. You can make this on a smaller version with all of the flavors, of course.
I don’t even know what to call it. It’s like a Big Mac, but more severe. With grilled pineapple. Oh, and Ranch dressing, amongst other things. Aren’t you surprised there’s no jalapenos?? Yes, this is gluttonous, but sometimes, you gotta just eat what you want or crave.
I grilled the burgers with Moore’s Teriyaki marinade, which is SO GOOD.
Oh, and the pineapple….AND damn the pineapple guac. Let’s not forget the pickles, they’re Nathan’s New York Half Sours. I mean, I honestly don’t even know what that means. I just know that they’re good.
Here’s your printable –