I’ve never put much thought into patty melts.
For example, I wouldn’t order a patty melt at Waffle House. But, I’m kinda weird when it comes to certain things at restaurants.
I tend to prefer my own cooking, especially chicken.
I cannot handle untrimmed chicken – it grosses me out. Holy Lord. As much as I love Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwiches – I have to deconstruct that damn thing to eat it. There’s no way in hell I’ll be sinking my teeth into a nasty piece of chicken ass.
You know what I’m talking about.
That being said, I have no idea why the thought of a patty melt at Waffle House is gross to me – I mean, I eat the hell out of their cheese eggs and raisin toast. I LOVE their raisin toast, and I have to have extra apple butter but for some reason, they are so stingy they tend to give me one little packet at a time. One.
I just don’t see how hoarding apple butter will benefit you financially, Waffle House.
Don’t you want a tip?
It’s your basic patty melt but slathered in a combination of mayo and buffalo hot sauce on each piece of bread (3).
It makes it special.
Here’s your printable-